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Thursday 5 May 2011

Salt and Pepper


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As a friend's research mail does rounds with the quest to find 'Why do most of the men we find hot, are OLD!' i felt like paying ode to salt and pepper hair.

Dear Salt and Pepper haired gentleman

Because of your awesome hair we believe that you are a gentleman by default and irrespective of how smart you are, we will think you are one of the most interesting human being we are ever going to come across. As we look at you adoringly, in our subconscious it is the images of George Clooney and Richard Gere which are constantly flashing and the thought itself makes us go weak in the knee.

We believe that your hair gene makes u want to hold chairs, pay bills and open doors for all women u care for. Also we are sure that this hair color will only come to you if you are seriously rich and simultaneously generous about giving out expensive gifts. Your definite Phd/professional qualifications are not as important to us as your ability to discuss all topics with equal amount of knowledge.

It is obvious to us that because of your smart hairdo, you would have an equally sharp dressing sense and no doubt cavalli or armani are your favorite designers and u so prefer hermes ties and dunhill cufflinks, but dont worry we will like u as much in your ck jeans and polo shirts (Prefer whites though as it brings out your fair complexion).

Sometimes we feel that you are so perfect, you have to be gay, but u r just the right amount of metrosexual. Some days when u dont like driving your Audi to work, we love checking you out on that Harley that you spend time personally maintaining. Would really appreciate being asked for a long drive though :)

We hope that someday soon we get to meet in person

Yours lovingly
Drooler

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